Of Mice And Unmentionables
Transcript
1.
[Exterior: Tumbledown Terrace, an apartment building in serious disrepair. A voice from inside is heard.]
Heywood: Management! Management! I’d like to make a complaint!
2.
Heywood: Lately, I have sighted many an over-sized rodent in our very own laundry room. What are you going to do about it?
Murray: I haven’t seen any.
3.
[Enter: Waldo, a very large mouse, indeed. He wears a robe and carries a laundry basket under his arm.]
Waldo: Howdy, neighbor!
4.
Heywood: See?! See?!
Murray: I’ll set some traps.
[End scene.]